HOW TO FIX TWO AND A HALF MEN

Scenario One. Charlie Sheen could just be replaced by Emilio Estevez, his brother. If he doesn't have drug and alcohol problems, that is.

Scenario Two. Charlie can move in with Rose, letting Alan still live in the house. Alan takes in a roommate who is Judd Hirsch, the actor who plays Courtney Thorne Smith's ex-husband. He's a bit of a party boy. Let the new writing begin.

The bank in Tightwad, Missouri. It's real. No lie. I actually took this photo.

FUR MAKES YOU LOOK FAT

There are a lot of reasons not to wear fur. The most convincing (at least for women) should be the most obvious. A fur coat or vest makes you look at least 50 pounds heavier.